Please pick only one post type!

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

zanpakuto-alchemist:

snorlaxatives:

if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

You take men too lightly.

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

humorbaby:

so powerful 

dancenotesandpieces:

My heart stopped